Wednesday, November 08, 2006

So, I blog.

*applause*

1. I hate the 'shusheel kanya' look that I perpetually have.

2. The ladka dikhai of a cousin happened at my place.
I got along better with the guy than my cousin did.Ahem.

2.5 Thankfully the shaadi[ladka and cousin] is fixed but the sasur jee has been speaking verrry highly of poor moi.

2.75 I think my cousin is plotting my murder.

3.I spent half an hour with myself in the garden yesterday..there were too many things happening in my head .The semi biting chill was so refreshing.It cleared my head.

3.5 It is nice to not think.

3.75 If it is too cold, I do not think.

3.90 I am planning to shift to Antarctica.


4.My shorts fascinate my maid.

4.5 No wonder she keeps trying to peep upar.

4.75 In case someone wants to buy a gift for me,Cycle shorts would be very nice.

4.90 And very useful also.

5.Nights and early mornings are getting cold now.Mum took out the wollens yesterday and each time that happens , I rediscover sooooo many clothes:)
Found an OSSUUMMM jacket my uncle got for me from Chicago.

6.I am single and so blissfully , happily single. Jeez man, single girls rock!!

7. I do not have an iota of faith in the crap called love.
And I bow before God and thank him for that.

8.Things do not always look right , do they?

9. Sometimes, I wonder if I should have become a doctor.I think I will always wonder.

9.5 But many people continue to live simply coz of that one decision I made.

10. I hate aunties who think I will make suhseel bahu for their iit 9 pointer sons.
10.25 Sometimes, I think I have something against IIT.
10.5

11. I am feeing very happy and light at this moment.
And nothing ultra good has happened.
I am happy coz I have no reason to be sad.

12. Saw Jaan-e-mann. I loved it and do not care if everyone else thinks it was ruubish. I had a good 3 hours.

13.I love movies that make me laugh.

14.Most girls strain their ears to listen to any comment that might come from luchchas and lafangas standing by.

14.5 most girls feel disgusted when the comment is not clearly audible.What a waste of a comment.
14.75 All girls hate it when no comment happens when one is expected.

15.when one gilr meets another girl for the first time, she looks her from head to toe.If she is fashion conscious she is classified as 'too loud /too m,uch into makeup wakeup ,i never put on so much makeup 'category.
If she is simply dressed, she is a 'behenji'.

16.Girls are bitches.Atleast most of them can be.

17.All men are d*gs. No exception what soever.

And with that solemn thought I end this post.

19 comments:

naween said...

hum bechare iitians ko naa to iit mein koi ladki milti aur na baahar[:(]. and it's all coz of people like you[:P]

and why the incomplete adjective for men? i can't think of it meaning anything else other than one word [except of course if you discount phonetically similar words ;)]. so why not go ahead and call them that?

and i feel jaaneman could have been a fabulous movie if the director had continued in which he started the movie. but sadly, he walked the same trodden path in the end.

and "behenjis" are for keeps. i like behenjis. they are cute and dependable and non-fussy.

and a last point. maybe God thanks you too not adding to his troubles. you know, the usual prayers of those in love[:P] - at least, He doesn't have to hear the same list everyday from you[;)]. coz i don't think he could have kept up with the bulleted list you would give him, if you were to fall in love[:)]

sorry, comment thoda bada ho gaya [:(].

Aashun said...

//4.75 In case someone wants to buy a gift for me,Cycle shorts would be very nice.

//4.90 And very useful also.

--Gimme your postal address.

Ps. I guess that proves your 17th claim.

aMyth! said...

i think the only "thing" both girls and boys agree (well..almost agree)is that, all girls are bitches and all guys are dogs. funny. but i always wonder, why do they find dogs and bitches so bad? i mean..u call me a dog, i wouldn't mind, really. but you call me a buffalo or a worm or donkey or...u know, that may just feel bad. funny again!

btw, good post RP :)

ranjan said...

Umm, agree to most grrls being bitches but donn agree to guys being dogs :P, btw, who actually broke ya heart :)) ?

And, this post has a definite CAT-prep hangover..all that .75 and .9 thingies :) , hehe...

Tk care and best of luck !

R said...

@whoami---I luurve wadda wadda comments!!
IITians and bechare
*cough cough*
:P
na na, ab koi insti does not define what kind of a person anyone is..toh woh toh unjusitfied comment tha mera, I agree:)
But still, I have something against IIT
:P

p.s. welcomm to my place:)

@ashun--hahahhahaha
I am surprised a few of you guys actually agree with me on point number 17!!!
I was expecting loads of'how can you say that' :)

As I said, all guys are d*gs
:))

@The myth---hahahahahha
hahahhahahaha
I actually burst out laffing reading yur comment!!!!
bherry bherry phunny!!!
so, I can call you a dog, but not a cow?
hehhehehhe
that was funny!

@ranjan--na na ,I give no one the right to break my heart!
:P
And yess, I guess arbit posts are clear indication of pre CAT jitters, though I am quite okay.
Generally atleast.

Shekhar said...

Adarniya Raam Pyari ji,

Namaste. Aap se itne dino baad 'baat' (ab technically to sahi nahi hai, par I'm sure you understand the drift) karke hame bada anand hua.

Good that you have something against IIT folks in general and 9 pointers in particular. Gives fellas like me a chance (in hell?). ;)

Didn't know about most girls straining their ears to listen to comments from the utterly 'respectable' luchchas and lafangas. Almost shocking.

Agree to a certain degree about most girls being capable of being bitches..but only most...not ALL.

But COMPLETELY and WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree about ALL MEN BEING DOGS. In fact, almost started a post the other day with that as an opening statement.

Bas, itni si hi baat thi.. Enjoy the preparations. :)

[P.S. Itne dino baat hui, is liye itni lambi chaudi discussion ho gayi. :))]

Daroga said...

your honour... i object to point 17 and i am unable to digest point 10.25 (its okay if its only sometimes..... but plzz.... not always..... plzzz )
ALL THE BEST for BILLI
lage(i) raho
TC
(BTW if girls are b****es ... then the poor guys have to be d**s .... they can't go against nature ... u see. :D )

Unknown said...

Hi bacha,

Am back. Great post! ROFL on the 4th point, agree with most of them & yups, its always good NOT to think much :)

The last one was awesome!!! hehehe
Great going, hows billi doing?

All the Best bacha,
Take care,
Aarti

Basanti said...

LOL! Good one!

3.5 It is nice to not think.

3.75 If it is too cold, I do not think.

3.90 I am planning to shift to Antarctica.


Hahahha, can I join ya there?

Good luck with your CAT!!

Rishi said...

#16 and #17 : so true..:)..but well written..

satish said...

hey, just wanted to wish you luck for cat. as they say, bell the cat.

Invincible said...

funny....

Di said...

bless u dear.. :)loved the post

Phoenix said...

awesome post
14 was funny!

but wat abt iit haan?

Shreyansh said...

CAT is here.
All the Best!! :)

Shekhar said...

Best of luck !! :)

R said...

@shekhar #1,#2---- waddda achcha laga aapse 'baat' karke:)
Zenkyu fr wishing me luck, lets see what happens:)
I am cool! ;)

@darga jee--//(BTW if girls are b****es ... then the poor guys have to be d**s .... they can't go against nature ... u see. :D )


hehehhehe
very true!:P

and naah re, nothing particularlt against IIT, IIT rockz
*sigh*
hehhehe:P

@aarti di--:)
webbieeeee!!! mee u post the 'personal cmmitment 'thing happens;)

@basanti---zenkyu and u are more than welcomm to come with me to antartics:)

2 rooms buk karati hu firr!

@rishi--thank u:)
and welcomm:)

@satish--thanks yaar :)

@invincible--errr..thankyou :D:P

@di---am glad u liked it.:)

@renegade---kya aap bhi IITian hain?? saare IITians bade chintit h ja rahe hai isko padh karr:P

@shreyansh--ATB to u too:)

@shekhar--ZENKYU:D

satish said...

and i disagree with point 17. main toh sher hun sher!

Anshul Agrawal said...

Hey,

Each & evry point is so true...
nicely written post n thoughts which u tried to put in here are awesome...